Trashy Texas Talk- Oct 14, 2021
All the junky news my unprofessional way...
⭐️So I’m not the only person who sees that Lying Meghan gets creepy with her matching poses and outfits just like Harry the Whiner’s mummy, Diana and her competition, Gorgeous Kate. . . She deliberately matched outfits in order to remind Harry the Whiner constantly about his Mommy and Kate. Click the blue link to Watch the full video with all comparisons probably after a short annoying ad. YouTube - Creepy Lying Meghan
👉🏻MEGHAN Markle and Prince Harry will not christen their daughter Lilibet in the UK and will most likely hold an Episcopal ceremony in LA instead, a source has claimed. Obviously not because THEY decided but I’m guessing that they were refused their request. I mean what were they thinking anyway….
A palace source told The Telegraph: “There will not be a christening in the UK. It is not happening.” Archie was christened there before but things were different then and not out of control. However, The Queen didn’t attend Archie’s 2019 ceremony due to prior commitments. hmmm too too busy to attend her grandson’s christening???.
👉🏻‘Not interested in making things work’. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are “not interested in making things work” with the Royal Family after they snubbed an invite to a bash in honour of Princess Diana.
👉🏻Andrew grins after police drop sex claim probe against him without speaking to accuser. Prince Andrew grins while driving his Range Rover as cops dropped a sex claim probe against him without speaking to his accuser.
Scotland Yard is taking no further action into allegations lodged in a US lawsuit, including “rape in the first degree”. A former chief superintendent slammed the Met Police for its “premature” decision to drop a sex crime probe into Prince Andrew. Somehow I don’t think the investigation is really over - just over by the Met Police.
👉🏻MEGHAN Markle was warned to reign in her "massive extravagant" spending habits shortly after her marriage to Prince Harry. Lying Meghan was warned that the British public "hated" seeing Royals spending vast sums of money on themselves by the legendary former BBC Royal Correspondent Jennie Bond.
😳Why Candace Cameron Bure Says She Has “PTSD” From The View. Poor thing opened up about the “enormous pressure” she felt while being a co-host at ABC’s The View during seasons 19 and 20.
"But I knew I was the only one at the table that had my opinion, I would just get sick to my stomach. I hated that feeling. And then I'm like, 'I don't know who's going to come at me." Boo boo. I totally get it. She thinks that PTSD from a talk show is exactly the same experience as fighting in a war and having your limbs blown off..
😝Goop Just Dropped another New Vibrator— Here's Everything You Need to Know. Besides looking like a piece of art that you don't have to hide in your bedside table, (hahahahahah) the new vibrator offers a perfectly curved insertable end to maximize pleasure, ten vibrational settings, plus a self-heating function that aides in muscle relaxation and blood flow. Ok. I’m looking at this and thinking…. hmmm looks like an artistic toothbrush not a vibrator. 🤥🤥🤥 Going to leave it on top of the counter.
⭐️''Every major US fashion magazine, including Meghan's favorites like Vogue, Harper's Bazaar and Vanity Fair, are battling to get Kate for a cover shoot, although she is so far refusing the offers.'' Kate has taken over the US and I am giving my coveted FASHION VICTIM AWARD to Lying Meghan for wearing Winter Coats with every outfit in NYC when the weather was a scorching 80° something. Great choice of outfits….she thinks she’s fashionable like Kate but nowhere close.
⭐️If you want to laugh your head off, watch Dave Chapelle’s comedy show on Netflix. He says “he has to get things off his chest” and makes jokes about every gay, trans, etc etc. Refreshing to hear real comedy. Thank you Netflix for standing up to woke culture that were demanding you remove his show. The show stays! Dave Chapelle Link - Netflix
Also watch must watch: “Clickbate” and “The Chestnut Man” - both on Netflix.
⭐️I showed you the photoshop job Vogue did on Adele and I thought you should see her again with her new love, photoshopped as well but not quite like the Vogue cover. A completely different person. They look nothing - NOTHING alike. Btw: the BFF could use some photoshop
⭐️Lizzo wearing a totally see through whatever crystal dress and tells us constant that she is beautiful and so is her body. And here she is twerking at an after party, giving us a bit too much to see. She gets furious if you body shame her. Can’t unsee this either…HELP!
⭐️And in closing the dreaded CROCS! I am continuing my survey of which is better looking? Dior or Crocs. hmmmm…..guess who wins…. DIOR!
