Trashy Texas Talk- Sept 13, 2021

All the junky news my unprofessional way...

⭐️Why Royal Family Members Are Still ‘Worried’ About Reconciling With Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. duh - the interview, the book, the series, Lying Meghan and introducing Crybaby Harry’s new name - ‘Harry the Whiner’.

🤣Meghan Markle Is Lying? Source Claims She 'Desperately Wanted' To Go To Barack Obama’s Huge Birthday Bash! Of course she wanted to go BUT SHE WASN’T INVITED! She’s just a D-rated actress and married a whining loser. hahahaha

BTW: A staff member for the party revealed that a total of 475 guests were in attendance — including John Legend, Chrissy Teigen, Gabrielle Union, Dwyane Wade, George Clooney, Beyoncé, and more. Visitors were also caught dancing and hanging out completely mask-less. Big no-no. But who gave a flying fuck.. You try to give a party like this.
After, unfortunately, there has been a surge of coronavirus cases on the island. According to DailyMail soon after at least 74 people have tested positive for COVID-19 which is reportedly the highest number in a week since April! And given the timing, it is hard not to think that the politician’s massive party might have been to blame.

⭐️Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ daughter claims she was ‘trapped’ in ‘abusive’ home.  Denise says she just set rules in her home and Sami didn’t like rules so she fled to her Dad’s home. 

She then wrote in a happier video of herself, “now: finally moved out of the hell house, had a spiritual awakening, own 2 cats, happy single, full of self love, and dropped out of high school :).” Sami also posted a video in July saying that her mom tried to kick her out of her home. The source added that Sami’s claims are simply a product of teenage angst.  

Meanwhile, Sheen told Page Six via his rep, Jeff Ballard, “Sam’s amazing. I love her and all my children unconditionally. We’re having a ball. GED here we come!” Of course we all know what kind of rules Charlie has….none!  She’s already dropped out of High School and that tells us she’s just a Hollywood Woke kid who doesn’t like her feelings hurt and being told she can’t do what she wants. Like father like daughter….drugs?

⭐️John Mulaney and Pregnant Olivia Munn Spotted Together in NYC Days After Pregnancy Reveal.  Guess he does go down on her👅

⭐️Ben Affleck Pushes Man Off Him for Getting Too Close to Girlfriend Jennifer Lopez in Italy. Affleck was intercepted by an aggressive man trying to take his photo as he headed to the airport in Venice on Saturday. Security moved in. Big fucking deal…he pushed him…🥴

⭐️Ashton Kutcher trolled by fans chanting ‘take a shower’ on live tv. funny. He was on ESPN’s “College Game Day” on Saturday and predicted the Colorado Buffaloes would beat the Texas A&M Aggies, the crowd started booing loudly. Then they told him to take a shower becuz he claims he only does when he sees dirt and that goes for his wife and kids. one thing you don’t do is tell a bunch of college kids they are going to lose.

⭐️Paris Hilton: ‘She’s Very In Love and Very Happy’. Duh. She’s getting married

⭐️Kim Kardashian In Head-to-Toe Leather Ensemble While Arriving in N.Y.C. ahead of the Met Gala which Anna Wintour has turned into a freaky Halloween Party complete with people who make money by being photographed. “It used to be the high-fashion event of the year,” said historian Bronwyn Cosgrave, who hosts the “A Different Tweed” podcast. “Now it’s an elaborately themed costume ball.” The NY Post said she looked as if Catwoman had stumbled through a box of black trash bags searching for something new to wear for a night out in New York City’s seedy sexual underworld. It had a full-face mask complete with separate zippers for her eyes. Oh vomit 🤢

⭐️Britney Spears Is Engaged to Sam Asghari After Nearly 5 Years Together. Told y’all yesterday that the other headline was a fake🤓

😳 And in closing, the ad of the day that I wouldn’t dare click on and it looks my bowels are still safe for now 🥰🥰🥰